Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Joke.o the day

The old Scottish girl gets home and she has a black eye.

Her husband goes: What happened? I thought you went to the doctor.

She goes: I did and he told me next time bring a urine sample; I says to Old Mary

on the corner, 'What's a urine sample?' She says 'Piss in a bottle' I said :

Go fuck your hat, and the fight was on!
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