Monday, 30 July 2012

Joke.o the day

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can get them.

July 30 2012

When your guts are churning and your butt's about to explode, it's easy to set priorities.

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Joke.o the day

The old Scottish girl gets home and she has a black eye.

Her husband goes: What happened? I thought you went to the doctor.

She goes: I did and he told me next time bring a urine sample; I says to Old Mary

on the corner, 'What's a urine sample?' She says 'Piss in a bottle' I said :

Go fuck your hat, and the fight was on!

Monday, 23 July 2012

Joke.o the day

A famous surgeon went on safari in Africa. When he got back, everyone's like;

What happened? Did you have a good time?

He goes: I didn't kill a thing, I might as well a' stayed home.